The Mondegreen.

That angsty teen.

The Valley Doesn’t Differ From The Kitchen Sink July 28, 2009

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Inside the vault were millions of filing cabinets, some rusting, some newly enameled. The Minister had returned once again, forced to reveal another of its secrets. He fussed with the folders he pulled from cabinets heavy in their various aisles. Like most of Ragzin’s hidden installations, fluorescent light glowed ominously from the ceilings and walls, giving the massive white-tiled warehouse an unholy cleanliness.

Why can’t there be some plans for getting rid of speaker-tubes in here?

Such was the game – when Gremanese forces visibly quadrupled, the Minister descended below the waves of the Great Lake and rifled through Ragzin’s secrets.

Duck men?

Tele-audio? That doesn’t sound like a weapon…

Sea-ships made from ice? How absurd.

Hours of searching yielded some results: A folder labelled ‘The living dead’.

 

What Makes Such A July 24, 2009

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You’re An Ugly Person

And

You’re addicted to Cough Mixture

 

Everything Or Nothing Scenario: ‘Modernity’ July 22, 2009

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Foolio and Shrendig appeared to look at Harkoff, irritated.

“Do you know what the Gremanese do, when the two suns are separated like this?”

The other two resumed their attention on the voices and bells in the distance. Harkoff moved his hands beneath his chest, about to push himself up. Shrendig had her knife drawn on Harkoff’s neck before he could move any further.

“Get the fuck down.”

“Do you even know anything about the Gremanese?”

“Shut the fuck up.”

“They’re religious Shrendig. Do you know what that means?”

“I’m going to cut your fucking throat, do you know what that means?”

“It means they believe that a person who died long ago still lives and exists and controls their lives and the world around them.”

“I’m actually going to kill you. Shut up.”

“And when the suns are apart like this they try to contact the dead person to bring them together again.”

“Shut up!”

“They all do it in an enormous building like the High Seat, part of the ceiling is made out of stained glass, when both the suns return, they all leave because they think it’s worked – they’re going to be in there for hours!”

“What is this bullshit?” Foolio’s hissing made the speech filter crackle under his headclothes.

Harkoff turned onto his back and removed the rifle. He turned it over in the sand, and moved the stock of the rifle in Shrendig’s direction. Underneath the trigger guard was a carving of three spheres of all different sizes. Lines radiated from each of them, intersecting each other. The lines themselves formed a sphere around the embossing in the wood, and underneath the spheres and lines were strange symbols engraved into a metal plate.

“And that’s your proof?”

“Yes. These are the suns, the moon, the entire thing is the universe the dead person made, the metal plate says Mah Rah – if you remove the plate the writing on the reverse tells you what to say when you find a Gremano dead with this rifle.”

The bells stopped ringing, the voices began to sing notes in unison.

“We have exactly three hours, two bells will begin to play in five minutes, and will continue until Noukin [NB: the second and the larger of the suns] returns.”

Shrendig lowered her knife slightly, “If they know the sun’s coming up in three hours, why do they pray?”

“I don’t know. Maybe its like a point of no return, the moment when the worth of their prayers are considered. Or it could just be a pretence, something they do despite knowing its all meaningless.”

Shrendig and Foolio paused again.

“Those bells better ring.”

**

Two bells were ringing when the three entered the city. Slow winds blew between the buildings from the East, kicking up sand and dust in the streets and pushing it lazily up against its kurbs. All of the buildings were made from stone and bricks, covered by pathetic grey facades that were crumbling, peeling, and covered with sand. None of the buildings showed any signs of glass or iron, and every door sealing the thresholds from the barren streets was made of thick, heavy wood.

The tallest erection in the city was a bell tower that was attached to what seemed like a palace – stained glass windows and golden turrets shot upward and outward from a magnificent construction that surrounded a square that existed in the middle of the otherwise crumbling metropolis. Two bells rang from the tower, voices sang and chanted in the palace.

Harkoff led the other two to this gigantic building. So close to the city’s prayer, the square was deafening, the ground shuddered from the power of the people’s sound, and the invisible three moved quicker than ever towards the source of it, searching the area in an attempt to detect a secret entrance to the giant, shaking building.

Small wooden doors lined the wall of the square below the bell tower, Shrendig, Foolio and Harkoff gained entry to pretty building from these doors, and ascended the staircase until they reached a passageway leading from the steps that the sound echoed from very loudly. This passage lead to a gallery within the building.

“This is a church,” Harkoff said to Shrendig and Foolio. “This is just like the High Seat. Look at the people.”

The three stood in the left outside corner of the church’s U-shaped hall. People packed the left wing of the building’s interior, and at very end of the hall gleamed a silver altar. Bearded men wearing green robes could be spied from where the invaders hid. They sat elevated from the masses, a stained glass window in the intricately painted ceiling cast white and green light on them and their silver stage.

One white-robed man stood before the altar, his hands were raised.

“This is going to be easier than we thought,” Foolio gestured to Shrendig. “You’ll catch up with us, won’t you?”

“Yes.”

Harkoff was left in the gallery. Rifle in his hands, he checked the weapon’s bolt and magazine, casually ejecting a spent cartridge and hiding it in his desert boot. He raised the long, heavy gun and gathered the chanting white man into its sights and fired. Harkoff didn’t stop there. He fired at as many people as he had bullets. Five men in robes died.

He then vanished into the desert with the two others, he didn’t see the masses.

 

CARILJA July 21, 2009

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Don’t do Family Law

Most probably won’t be looking after you

That one (him) definitely won’t be ‘overseeing everything’

.

“I’ll get the pegs out.”

Good goddamn he’s a ‘one-percenter’

.

Short man

Taking the blood-pressure

Cutting edge doctor

Stone-age sociologist

 

Banana Crops, School? July 19, 2009

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Disturbed at midnight

The midnight bagel

Settles your nerves

Might possibly cure,

A swollen throat

.

“I’m sticking to the recipe, that’s it!”

“I have no idea what I’ll be doing in five years!”

“Let’s talk nicely!”

“But you won’t let me answer the question!

You’ve asked me five different questions at once!”

.

Find me a broken wrist

An old man

Whose wife prefers him in hospital

My bank account

Is a phenonmenon,

It reminds me of a class I once took

.

Far, far too selfish

Tantrums early on a table.

 

Stale Cat Hair Pancake July 15, 2009

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I froze while

I watched

My cat make pancakes

.

Her feverent movements

Unsettling her loose hairs

And the loose hairs settling

On the pancakes

.

I can’t eat the pancakes

There is too much hair on them

 

Things You Can Eat For Breakfast July 5, 2009

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Rifles
Golf Clubs
Nuclear Weapons
Pens
Vitamin A Cream
Fat People
Cats
Dogs
Mice
Rats
Pirates
Rum
.
Stupid lists of words

 

Heat-Bent July 2, 2009

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Having returned to the vehicle once in an attempt to resurrect the engine, they used the red night sky to work their way West, in a line. The three were quiet, silhouetted against the wavy dunes and their feet dragged two columns through the sand. Harkoff had strapped the rifle to his back, it slapped against his leather bodice.

Lights rose from the horizon after hours of trekking, two moons had moved North-To-South over the journey, the night had also reached its coldest. Somewhere, far away was a source of water, and the frozen bodies of the invisibles grew damp, dew growing on their leather. Far, far away, melodies echoed ominously, strange bells appeared to ring behind them, creating ghostly harmonies.

They hit the ground.

“First one’s up in -”, Shrendig checked her wristwatch. “Half an hour.”

“That gives us three hours of half-light.”

“How far away is it?”

Foolio shoved a massive bare hand on Harkoff’s head to prevent him from getting up.

“Thirty miles or so,” he whispered.

Some moments passed. The desert surrounded these distant lights, and it concealed nothing. Perhaps only during the high heat of the day, when barriers of illusions rose from their small white-glowing coals, but not during the half-light. Not when the smallest sun smeared orange light over the world. Eyes could peer from the distant lights and spy whatever lurked beyond.

“They’re praying.”

“You’re praying you’ll make the 30 mile marathon with that thing,” Foolio hissed.

“They’re praying. They’ll be praying until the second sun rises. They think it won’t come if they don’t.”

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