The Mondegreen.

That angsty teen.

Cold Road Tears May 28, 2009

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‘Why are you always in hospital?’

‘Because I’m very often sick.’

‘You’re sick too often.’

Harkoff didn’t say anything.

‘Why won’t you stop?’

‘I’ve got nothing left.’

‘That’s an awful thing to say. Even if that were true, you’d have more opportunity to do anything.’

‘I don’t know.’

‘You’re killing yourself, Plel. Stop it. Stop this, you’re not a tool, you don’t have to do this, you’re not Noska’s personal device.’

‘I’m already dead.’

‘Stop it!’

‘I’ve got nothing left, I have no mind, I am more alive than ever when I can have a surer purpose than I can see the sky is blue, my life has more meaning than anything I can understand.’

‘Stop smoking.’

‘Why?’

The ceilings are white. The ceilings always irradiate a slow painful white.

‘I don’t know who you are.’

 

Fan May 24, 2009

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You look like

I don’t like you.

You look like

an atomic explosion

forging its way everywhere

I’ll hang a pretty painting on it

This is mine now

You can’t have it

.

Life has a way that’s unpredictable
But you can’t stand and wait on a miracle

Repeat

Repeat.

 

This Month May 20, 2009

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Murderers dance to happy songs
And you wheel the bin
Up and down the driveway
.
All the movie tickets are fading on the wall
.
But not this one
Why doesn’t this one bubble and warp?
I remember the events attached to this one
.
These tickets are dead animals, prizes,
Maybe
.
Will my mind rot like the tickets?
Eternal sunshine on the spotless mind
If I had it erased
I’d just repeat everything again
That’s what they say
.
I’d rather think that my amazing bad luck would drive the knife
.
Falling out
.
Near the tickets
.
Chickens and ducks in the cupboard
.
Never remembered those
I remember not remembering
.
I’m looking at the river
But I’m thinking of the sea
.
Buy the movie ticket to this life
It’ll bubble and fade and you’ll forget you saw it
.
Just take it out on DVD
Watch it on fast-forward

 

A Wizard Is Never Late May 14, 2009

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[I totally got this post wrong. I started my blog on th 25th of May!]

More like ELEVEN days, from the point where I posted this.

 

Broken Disaster May 10, 2009

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The ground was hard, cracked and a deep red where three shadows appeared from the night. Harkoff, Shrendig and Foolio had spent a week in trucks and trains, changing transport in between Communes and Malasrionese jurisdictions, border guards and farmers looking on at the faceless, dirty foreigners. Something bit at them when their goggled-black eyes flashed their way. They looked at themselves when they considered those walking mirrors, like little sparkles of glass shards they appeared and then dissolved in the wavy heat or the darkness. They say Proskut conjures mirages in the desert.

The ruins were at their feet. The sun rained daggers, they made haste to find the entrance.

The outside led to the inside. All along the walls little shadows cast shapes and trenches from the chiselling in the soft stone’s surface. Panels of the language appeared warped and obscene, to be viewed when the sun was held differently. The three moved invisibly, goggles on. The ruins were deep. They led to three altars, each of them sunlit by long channels cut into the walls and ceiling, different parts of the rooms shadow-strung and brilliantly illuminated.

The second altar was the superior of the three, two sets of footprints had disturbed the dust to its berth, the white-hot sun seemed to pierce the swirling symbol cut into the far wall to the left of the entrance with a knife of bright floating silt.

“Is it right?”

“Yeah, we’re done here.”

The outside lead to four mangey shadows standing in the indirect shade behind a crumbling column. Rifles slung lazily around three, the fourth sitting down smoking, wearing a strange hat.

“Hello Mister Greenshirts,” Shrendig usherred Harkoff and Foolio back into the darkness of the ruins.

The rifles dangled on shoulders, another cloud of smoke.

“Um, yeah – transport.”

“I was under the impression I was going for a little walk westward-way.”

“Change of plans.”

“I wasn’t aware the plans change, Mister Greenshirt.”

Shrendig never missed the quick glance the strange-hat man gave one of his friends with a rifle.

Shrendig paced back into the ruins, rubbing the blood off her hands with the sand and dust from off the stone floor.

“Let’s go.”

All four men donned in green canvas had been strangled or stabbed in some form. Blood was beginning to dry on the cream-coloured sand.

“Don’t take the rifles.”

Harkoff looked up from kneeling over the blood-covered fire-arm below a man with an opened throat.

“Don’t.”

[c]

[c]

 

Witching May 7, 2009

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I wouldn’t normally complain to my blog

…literally…

but, this shit is weird.

- I dream about Zac shaving my head, and then The Large Man murdering my family

- I walk out of my house toothless

- I find my powercable in the middle of the park before the bus stop

- A man at uni wouldn’t stop looking at me and shoving his hands down the front of his pants

- EA sends us an angry email

- Guild cafe isn’t selling fried noodles AGAIN

- I’m going to a quiz night with a table of people who hate me

This doesn’t exactly make my life bad, but its doing a great job of making me feel like I’m on the Truman Show.

OH BLAIR. WON’T YOU VICTIMISE YOURSELF JUST A BIT MORE?

 

Uniforms Go To Setback May 6, 2009

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4.59

.

I end those stairs

And find that door

And you’re getting angry

.

The other goes to sleep

You rub your head on the desk

There aren’t any chips

So I leave

.

Hair

.

Thank you for your scissors

I don’t thank you enough

There are lots of fissures

.

Passcode cooldrink

.

The biggest challenge

The most accepting

For these things I am

Dually and simulataneously

Euphoric and mortally afraid

.

Pens

.

All the pens

Leak

Dry out

Refuse to work in general

I have a computer but I want to use a pen sometimes

 

Guess Post by Christian! May 3, 2009

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So while Blair is downstairs getting some pizza, I reckon I’ll Hijack his blog.

Hi everone! It’s Christian, comin’ atcha with fresh styles, awesome taste in music and a great haircut. Mainly awesome taste in music, though.

So

DAMN we’re leaving. Bye everyone!

 

Malasrion Collected #1 May 1, 2009

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Nervous About The Kurb May 1, 2009

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Pitched out over the desert, straddling the river between the smog and the incredible heat, they put their house.

*

Years ago Nela had a parliament where men and women who owned land and drove cars came and spoke to the High Nelen, and through these four elected people the laws where made. The ridiculous speed at which Nela was expanding made the hundreds of Representatives in the many Chambers useless for governing anything. Issues would go in, and then never re-emerge. Instead, strange commands seemed to issue from this place, the men with the money rubbed their foreheads, the women with the factories and the houses rumoured and scowled. Nelen was just so big, and so active, that hundreds of people’s opinions didn’t matter.

It was changed. Four people were given seats instead. Each had about twenty offices in turn, and everything moved in and out with less than a day’s sweat. And so the offices and the buildings and the steam and the fires and the mines reached out from the High Seats and Nela exploded.

It forged its way into Jou, into the forests of the south, into the seas of the north as tentatively as the fearful minds of business would let and fortunes were made. The Jou asserted the right to their own land, soon enough, and the two faced off. Every desert-person refused to exchange dirt for anything for months, blood was spilt in more unfortunate areas, for a few years the shoulders of the two grew cold over the river.

Proskut emerged. Up on the hills of the lofty western soils of Lesser Jou the girl who woke up as Proskut exclaimed Jardenia was not two, but a place of one people. Everything belongs to everyone. This made perfect sense to the Jou, who had shared everything for as long as anything had been written in the caves. The Nelen saw enough sense to compromise with a bastardised version of their funny rules for their black-skinned brothers across the rapids

The Malasrionese Parliament crawled up from the bottom of the desert, just beyond the estuary in the north, where the two sands are the closest, and the two different waters mix. Its enormous marble columns roll out of its roof, and behind them hang big gold doors, that beam like suns out over both sides of the water.

The device was assimilated into both legal systems, both cultures. The Malasrionese Parliament fell under the High Seats as the Malasrionese Ministry, and simultaneously formed part of a Jousen commune. Cereal grows up until a few feet before the enormous steps to its door, the Jousen representatives change hourly, weekly, and some stay members of a Chamber from birth until death. It didn’t make the least bit of sense to the Nelen, neither any difference – everyone seemed just as informed an co-operative as the next – the rigid consistency of the Nelen membership alarmed the Jousen to their wits ends at times (it just didn’t seem… natural to have that woman doing that job for that long…), but the the balance was struck.

This was Malasrion for a generation. The two organisms transmitted their chemical messages to one-another through this device, Nela swung this way with its trucks and its factories and its pollution, Jou flowed in and out with its labour and its pastures growing from any surface.

Nela kept growing. Its systems and its thoughts kept moving in the same direction as it had the generation before. They needed more houses, more roads. More money. More money had to be raped from the earth. Ragzin evolved from all this. Four men were just as equally corrupt and ignorant as one another now, the High Seats were always hung with bickering, this system turned on itself with the clever revolutionary hand of Ragzin, men with grey flags and boots became popular, four men became one, the mysterious and all-powerful Ragzin replaced them.

Ragzin’s claim to power in Nela put an end to the Malasrionese Parliament experiment. The Jousen were forced to represent themselves with a ‘Grand Patriarch’, and adopt other unnatural customs for Ragzin’s peace of mind.

History lessons are not desriable, but this is necessary for the reader’s  comfort. This is where we find ourselves. Ragzin now deposed by the Minister of Malasrion, now the dictator of Nela and Jou, the Gremanese irate and dangerously close. The Gremanese belong to Malasrion, but their story is far, far longer, has considerably less to do with the matter at hand, and will be yet be covered in great detail.

***

A suited man looked on out at the world outside.

“It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense,” food on his desk, the cup he toyed with in his hand now grown cold. “I’ve never thought it was natural that the sands stopped there-”

He pushed an old, yet meaty, yet thinning finger at the glass.

“Just there, and the roads and the smoke and the forced green grass takes over. Someone drew a line.”

“It was probably Ragzin.”

The old man dipped his head before turning around to see the person sitting, smoking just before his desk.

“I didn’t mean it like that.”

“I think it’s perfectly natural for Jardenians to progress, no? Isn’t possession of property and the order of public opinion the most subtle, yet powerful things the Nelen possess? Isn’t the land we claimed from the Jou useful, Mister Minister?”

“No. It can’t be.”

“I think all that time in the desert has made you ill. Are you ill? Do you feel sick?”

“I’m so tired. I’m tired of everything. This is the end of the world, I think this is the culmination of all the Jardenians were meant to achieve, little one.”

“You’ve been converted, haven’t you.”

The old man’s eyes widened slightly. “No, it’s foolish to say anything was intended, I don’t dispute that. Maybe I do. Oh, I feel so uncertain. What is it all, Sherpie? We’ve been left this mess,and Ragzin’s toybox of knives and grenades. Every toy I draw out tempts my resolve further. I’m very sick. Totally sick with power, Sherpie. I can feel it on my nerves and on my back, inside the roof of my mouth, smell it on my breath…”

“I think you need a rest.”

“I’ll have a long, cold rest after all this is over.”

Sherpie stared painfully out over the desert.

“I don’t think you’ll have as hard a job after the Parliament takes over.”

“Humphries will Chancellor, yes. Her executive order has played an amazing role in arming the state, the Jousen are ecstatic they have the the House back – I think you’re right, it’s not entirely my weight.”

“The Jousen will die for their Parliament… I wish Nela was as honourable.”

“The desert’s gotten to you too.”

“I think so.”

[I don't go to UNYA parties, I go to sleep at 10pm writing silly stories.]