The Mondegreen.

That angsty teen.

YEAH OKAY MAYBE I AM SLUTTING LJ A BIT TODAY July 30, 2006

Filed under: Ex-LJ — theamazingfruitsalad @ 7:31 pm

Jeremy Hart's moments of wisdom:

ThraXx says:
OMFG
ThraXx says:
CAMEROON IS SHIT N STUFF
ThraXx says:
AND LIKE
ThraXx says:
LIEK
ThraXx says:
THAY SUCK

ThraXx has left the conversation.

Go MSN Plus! features (:

 

A sucky beginning to a story July 30, 2006

Filed under: Ex-LJ — theamazingfruitsalad @ 6:29 pm

There's a few ways of telling this. I'll choose the way I like best.

There's a boy who's not yet a man standing on the edge of a cliff, overlooking a village. He's wearing his grandad's uniform and one of the medals from the jacket off the cliff.

He can see the medal reflecting the sun in a meadow below him.

Actually this story sucks, I'll come back to it later.

 

Dates July 30, 2006

Filed under: Ex-LJ — theamazingfruitsalad @ 6:10 pm

Today, July 30th is officially Boring Day.

21st of May is the real date of Christmas.

These dates are undisputable.

 

4047 July 25, 2006

Filed under: Ex-LJ — theamazingfruitsalad @ 2:03 pm

N-AYE HAFF BRONCHITIS.

Yeah its where your Bronchi inflame. But you already knew that. I haven't gone to school yet, and mum anticipates for me to be in bed all week, which seems like quite an accurate prediction.

It feels like 9am, but its really 2pm -_-

Bronchitis is like the ultimate wildcard. You'll feel “okay” until about 5:30pm, where you just completely crash because you didn't sleep from 6pm to 12 noon like your mummy told you to.

I'm lame, so let's have a look at a conversation between me, and my brain, and various updates on my cat's expression.

Cat: *bum*

Blair: Fark, did I sleep for 18 hours?

Brain: Yeah but dad kept ringing you, so it doesn't count. You're screwed at school.

Blair: BUH. Yeah thanks for that. I wonder how everyone else is going on that.

Brain: Who cares, you're screwed. If you're sick this week, you only have next week to go to school, because your exmouth camp goes for two weeks after next week, and both assignments are due THEN.

Cat: *makes a neeeyaa sound*

Blair: *coughs for a bit* Yeah but I want emotional support damnit!

Brain: Best ring the perth observatory now about your Physics assignment.

Blair: What now? Aren't they going to ask me why I'm not in school?

Brain: Probably, but its not my problem. Just get the farking thing done.

Cat: *bum and looks at wall*

 

3696 July 22, 2006

Filed under: Ex-LJ — theamazingfruitsalad @ 4:00 pm

I've suddenly realised, that just typing about me is dumb, and lame, and should really be banned.

SO. I SHALL NOW ALL TEACH YOU THE NAME GAME.

SHIRLEY.

SHIRLEY, SHIRLEY BO BIRLEY BONANA FANNA FO FURLEY FEE FIE MOE MURLEY!

SHIRLEY!

Come on everybody! I say now let's play a game! I betcha I can make a rhyme, out of anybody's name.

THe first letter of their name, I treat it like it wasn't there. Then a B or an F, or and M will appear. And then I say Boe, then a B, then I say the name, then Bonana, Fanana and a Foe. And then I say the name again with an F this time, then a Fee, Fie and Moe, and then I say the name again with an M this time, and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme!

Edutational to the degree of Warp 5.

 

Wasn't coffee. -_- July 21, 2006

Filed under: Ex-LJ — theamazingfruitsalad @ 3:19 pm

Yeah. Puberty = lame.

The SCCLYP was pretty awesome, except I was all lonerish and I would overthink EVERYTHING anyone said to me to the point where I just ended up saying nothing, fearing the absolute worst.

There's a part of me that constantly bothers over what I think everyone else thinks.

Oh yeah. Self deprecation is fun toooooooooooo. I feel like I have to apologise to all those on the camp that i got to know as well as they could about me being so detatched.

I've joined The Oak Tree foundation and Curtin Volunteer as well.

 

WITHRAWAL SYMPTOMS! OMG July 7, 2006

Filed under: Ex-LJ — theamazingfruitsalad @ 3:50 pm

I NOW KNOW. I WAS SUFFERING FROM WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS DUE TO MY LACK OF COFFEE INTAKE.

COFFEE = YAY

MMmmmmmmm All good now.

 

School ends for a while, and I go everywhere. Seriously. July 6, 2006

Filed under: Ex-LJ — theamazingfruitsalad @ 10:09 pm

Yeah school ends at 3:25pm tomorrow, and I stay at Nana and Pop Hurley's house until Sunday, when I go to my Leadership Camp.

My family takes a plane to Broome at 10am that day. I'm really anxious about the camp because I feel my group doesn't have any real plan yet, and the only time i have to talk to my team mates is on MSN later in the night, and I can't work as well as I could in the day.

I don't really feel like talking to anyone, to be honest. I just can't bring myself to be happy with those people I've known for longer than others. I really really wanna know why.

The day after the Camp finishes I fly up to Broome at 2pm. I didn't wanna go to Broome. I hate family holidays. Its just fucking Jordan pissing off Alexa, and her crying and screaming and demanding 100% of mum's attention, meanwhile I just feel completely ignored, and when I put in my 2 cents, I just get a cold shoulder or a hairy-eyeball.

Plus this is the first time i've ever been on a vehicle such as this. I'm gonna be on my own. But that doesn't mean anything.

Zach's gonna be in Broome about that time. But fucking Roki decided to go OVER EAST. So Roki is a shitface. He LIVES in Broome, and the only time I'm ever gonna go to Broome, and he shits over the other side of Australia. (y) to him.
Might hide at Zach's family dump/place where they are staying.

Yeah so I'm just a ray of sunshine.

OH. And then Bella decides to tell me how hurt she felt after I supposedly ignored her during Cord's party.

Well screw that! I open my mouth to say something, and she's just shouting shit at some 'Ben' guy about his sexist comments, and then she takes offence at like every nationalist comment I make.

OKAY BELLA? YOUR NOSE IS *FINE* OKAY? ITS *FINE*. NO. NOTHING NEEDS TO CHANGE.

Oh and apparently I ignored Claire as well. Yeah. So Blair's just the emo in the corner who won't loosen up.

Bella: “GIVE A GIRL SOME *SPACE* BLAIR. *hand guestures, because I'm retarded*” Yeah so apparently, when I'm not being creepy, I'm ignoring you. I think I'm gonna lose some friends after this post maybe, but I haven't really told anyone about my LiveJournal heh.

 

Everyone, get linux July 1, 2006

Filed under: Ex-LJ — theamazingfruitsalad @ 9:59 am

Everyone ditch windows and get linux like… now?

Windows is facist and evil, and linux is friendly. Linux is not for nerds i assure you.

I use ubuntu on a computer that only cost me 15 bucks and I much prefer it to my Hale School laptop.

Yay for double spacing sentences. Its FUN. >_>''